NDNL51

6/26/19

Yep...baseball being a potentially dangerous spectator sport is in no way new information, just as it isn’t new information that there are certain locations in ballparks where the risk of being hit by a ball is increased.

6/26/19

I appreciate that nuance is always the enemy in this conversation but:

6/24/19

$1,500. lol go fuck yourself Cam. Paris to Charlotte. That is a 9 hour 20 min flight.

6/21/19

Jokic is excited that he no longer has the least impressive body on the Nuggets roster.

6/19/19

Bingo.

6/18/19

And that’s bordering the state with the toughest gun laws in the country.

6/18/19

It’s a lawless zone where social norms can touch you. I’d go as far as to say that the elusive pre-9am, pre-vacation beer is one of the more Elite Beers in existence.

6/17/19

Some might say GM and Ford have always been rivals.

6/17/19

The irony is the weapons involved were likely brought up from the US, like most handguns involved in Toronto shootings. Lack of gun control in America even affects us up north.

6/17/19

Raptors brought a little piece of America back with the Larry O’Brien trophy.

6/17/19

From the fanciest black tie dinner party to the lowest gathering of hobos and drunks around a trash can fire, there is one thing that will alway remain true: people with guns ruin fucking everything.

6/17/19

So is Fred VanVleet like my favorite player now? People speaking matter-of-factly and intelligently to reporters is a crazy low bar, I guess, but that’s where I am.

6/13/19

How can you criticize a guy who is always pulling for his teammates?

6/13/19

Ah, so the soldier thing was metaphorical, but his discharge was literal.

6/12/19

You do realize that is not what the panel was criticizing. Their comments were about the celebrations, not the score.

6/11/19

Yeah, I have zero problems with them scoring 13 goals. a) Goal differential matters here, and b) they’re in the midst of having to prove why they should be making more money than they currently are, and this is exactly how you do that.

6/11/19

I’m okay with them scoring a pile of goals. Celebrating those goals with more than a fist bump after about 5-0 just means you’re a bit of a dick.

6/11/19

Rule change! Only one team gets to enjoy the timeout. The other team has to do jumping jacks until the timeout ends. Real ones too. It’s a technical if someone just moves their arms up and down and doesn’t actually jump.

6/9/19

KD is going to play 6 minutes in game 5, be a -50 and then explode both Achilles. He'll then sign a super max contact with the Knicks.

6/6/19

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!