Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Insufficient in today’s age. The court of public opinion does a lot of financial and public relations damage to a celebrity regardless of what the court of law does or does not do. And that court already starts making up its mind from day 1. I am not excusing the release of the photos; that was excessive.

Oversensitive.

“ . . . and we are definitely not interested in offering him a max contract, nor would we wish to subject him to the intense sunshine and burdensome marketing opportunities of Los Angeles, to say nothing of all the awkwardly top-heavy women who are eager to give him a sexually transmitted infection as the result of…

4 positive Raps articles in a row? Just fucking hook it up to my veins already, Deadspin! If you guys change your colour scheme to OVO black and gold, my head’s gonna explode.

The, ah, preview before the series starts?

I spent 30 minutes in line at a street festival in 70 degree weather to pay $8 for an award winning tamale yesterday and got a little sunburned, so I know how they feel.

Has anyone heard from Burneko since the Raps won? I imagine him under a bridge somewhere, scribbling on the pavement with a piece of charcoal, muttering about the End Times.

The Raptors have been the most consistently good non-LeBron team in the East for 5-6 seasons running and traded almost nothing of value this season. You don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

15% isn’t a big deal at all when it won’t actually change your standard of living in any noticeable way.

Ever since becoming Fred VanVleet Sr. steady freddy has been unstoppable.

The Bucks are in big trouble.

Marginal value of income decreases precipitously when you're already in his realm. Now, that doesn't stop people from being insanely greedy in spite of that, but it literally makes zero difference to his current lifestyle.

Like when they asked Lil Wayne about losing a $300K house in Katrina.

That difference, of potentially $30 million, is completely beyond Thompson’s control, but you wouldn’t know it from his reaction.

Imagine everything edgy and hardcore about ‘90s gangsta rap.

I think he gets a pass because he’s a celebrity who reps Toronto hard. I mean, Canada’s had celebrities, but they tend to kinda blend in with Americans (thinking Michael J. Fox, Shatner, the Second City->SNL pipeline).

1. No, he was just in the wrong place at the wrong time. Repeatedly. (But seriously, yes, he has.)

Yes, but...PEOPLE DIDN’T VOTE FOR HILARY.

I definitely disagree. All of her assumptions proved wrong, and her entire world finally fell apart around her. Everyone she counted on has died except her twin brother, who showed up with a presumably mortal wound. Seems perfectly reasonable that she’d fall apart at that moment.

Plus, assuming she was really pregnant.…