Releasing the video in Dutch was the ultimate troll job. If they had left off subtitles, USMNT soccer Twitter would have melted down. 

You are mostly correct. Yet completely batshiat crazy wrong. The vast majority of what is served in the US as “Italian food” is complete crap, the very lowest rung of dining experience. In fact, it is a stretch to call it anything besides pie hole stuffing. EXCEPT. There exist these tiny hole in the wall joints with…

Must be visiting BYU

Fucking Ginger Tebow. We should’ve kept Foles, logic be damned. Foles is proof positive that BDE is both real and contagious.

WHY ARE “RECENT VIDEOS FROM DEADSPIN” AUTO-PLAYING. MAKE IT STOP. I AM SO FUCKING DONE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST QUIT RUINING DEADSPIN.

Awesome.  Now Mexican free climbers can come over the border and fill the freeclimbing jobs that American freeclimbers don’t want to do.

and dogs, and bees, and dogs with bees in their mouths that when they bark they shoot bees. 

As penetrable as the wall probably is, someone who’s planning a climbing trip and says they’ve done a lot of climbing probably exceeds most reasonable people’s definition of novice.

Like baseball, soccer is a game of inchons.

I guess we’ll have to take their word for it that Kim Jong Un scored 10 goals, 5 touchdowns, 8 homeruns and 15 wickets.

It’s college football. Not peewee football. You guys need to grow a pair and stop your whining. Good God.

As an owner, doing owner-y things, writing checks and building facilities and laying the foundation for success, Jerry Jones is one of the best in the NFL.  

A kicker in a power conference should be able to make a 24 yard field goal on command.  Sure, Clemson were winning handily, but the kicker had almost nothing to do with that, so it’s not like this was a relatively minor error compared to his otherwise stunning performance.  We’ve seen how inconsistent kicking has…

Not that I’ve ever played sports that earned myself or anyone else money, but I have played sports. And I really don’t think that, once you’re on the field you’re thinking about the economics.

I like Richard Sherman - I don’t think he’s asking too much to have a respectful handshake before the game. Why not?

In a shocking development, Adam Silver and the NBA are no more socially conscious or woke than Goodell and the NFL. It’s just that their pressure points come from mainland China rather than MAGA jorts territory.

I have an incredibly hard time imagining that someone who is good enough to start for the Oranje and was born and raised in the Netherlands would instead choose the clownshow that is the USMNT.

I’d love to see the USMNT do well one day.  I’d like to see the KNVB win everything sooner, though.  Hup Holland!

Is someone taking your Dest