Texas Tech has to focus on good defense because the fans in Lubbock can’t count above 60 and the athletic director doesn’t want to confuse them.

I’m nearly convinced, at this point, that Gloria Allred exists to counterintuitively discredit victims by being the chief ambulance-chaser of sexual assault and harassment cases.

Yea... but you seem to have turned out alright...

Why does it have to be compared to something else? Drill Instructor? Football Coach? NASA Supervisor? What’s the point?

Let’s hear more about how a single elimination tournament at one of the highest levels of basketball is the same as raising 7 year olds tho

I’m not sure when we arrived to this era of “who can apologize the fastest” but this hyper vigilant analysis of the Tom Izzo moment is so confusing and completely unnecessary. It was a heated explosive moment. I’m sure Izzo knows he lost control, but saying that he lost control to the press undermines the relationship…

Strippers with pubic hair?

check the girls for orange palms

Update:

The handjob was coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!

Isn’t the only answer to the “what should Zion do?” question “whatever the fuck Zion wants to do”? I get the wisdom in sitting out (and there’s no wisdom playing on a hobbled leg) but if he’s fully back and wants to try and win a championship with a bunch of friends before he becomes a millionaire, that sounds kinda…

True, but literally no one expected the Giants to actually play well, so it was hardly a surprise when Collins farted up the field. McVay and Goff have been annointed as the FUTURE OF FOOBAW so this is a lot more shocking.

I guess the good thing for Lindsey and skiers in general is that they can ski recreationally after their career winds down. They won’t necessarily get the speed rush or the competitive aspect outside of a charity race here or there, but they can be outside in the mountains, on the chairlift, and now they can ski with…

It’s not like Jerry Jones is driving around in a van to capture these women and force them into unpaid cheerleading.

If you guys really don’t want Trump to win 2020, you should back Schultz. Liz Warren, Bernie and the rest of the extreme far left candidates don’t have a realistic shot of winning. You guys here don’t realize you are the minority. The bulk of the countries politics are closer to the center than this site would make…

This. Not everything is collusion. Sometimes, there’s just the market realizing it’s been overpriced. Kapernick? Collusion. Trump? Collusion. This ain’t. 

Mostly it’s because so much football commentary is absolute garbage, and it’s refreshing to hear a human being effectively explaining complex shit in a simple way. We just suffered through a terrible MNF booth that seemed more interested in bringing “debate” into the broadcast over, ya know...just telling us what the…

If it weren’t vegetarian, they wouldn’t call it “tossing salad”.

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

Wait wait wait wait wait. Did it get completely buried in this story that the opposing team stayed in the locker room for the national anthem? That makes this a completely different story, and it makes the journalistic context used here seem ridiculous. Look...like him or find him to be a gigantic orange buffoon, the…