Gahd, a root canal rather than Phil Simms.

They each get 200k, they don’t split 200k

It makes plenty of sense. The industry of football is different from other industries in that its success is at least partially predicated on competitive equality. If Cold Stone drives Baskin Robbins and Swensen’s out of business, the ice cream industry remains. But if a few dominant sports teams consolidate talent…

He is right when he says, “it just didn’t work out in our system.”

Whatever. If it gets us one step closer to my dream of a Gruden/Ryan brothers reality show where they drive through the American southwest fighting crime and partying down with hot babes, I’m all for it.

Did you miss the part where they talked about Meyer having a cyst on his brain which causes him blinding migraines if his blood pressure elevates even slightly?

Fultz is probably the first person to go to the doctor and actually get excited when they find out they’re getting a shot.

Whatever can save us from this patty cake field goal fest, I'm all for it. 

Elin Woods would say that sadly, Tiger is not at all concerned by where the hole is located.

I read that Green also raised doubts about KD’s mom’s MVP trophy.

At this point Kaep would be a huuuuuge distraction for any team that is in the playoff hunt. It’s all any reporter will want to talk about, and it could cause a rift in the locker room. Kaep was good but not transcendent. It would be the right thing for the league, but risky for the team. New England has a strong…

I desperately want Belichick to use his dark arts to make him into the kind of QB some Franchise like the Broncos will throw 25 mil a year at.

That play was so slippery Sean Lee slipped on it and is now out for the decade.

that’s what she said

No! You don’t want to injure your money making leg!

Let’s also remember Jordan had a competent GM, whereas LeBron tried to be his own GM. LeBron can only blame himself for the team assembled around him, and thus should not be the key factor in this debate.

I’m sure that Adrian can give Larry some good parenting advice on how to switch things up.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

I won’t be happy until this guy is behind uneven bars

It’s simply mind-blowing that Garrett still has a job.