Even God knew Florida and Texas needed to be separated by a large body of water and 2 states no one ever wants to drive through.

and look at the American people. Fat as fuck. Idk how they fit. 

This is serial killer behavior 

“If he’s so white, why wasn’t he lined up as quarterback?” -Officer on the scene.

What I love about Marshawn Lynch’s No Answers© is that he’s not much of a shit-talker off the field (as far as I could tell). So when reporters ask him questions and he gives them nothing, it’s right in line with his personality. Ramsey is a known shit-talker but all of the sudden, after getting his ass handed to him,…

“Maybe they’re at the...library?” — U of A professor, before putting a gun in mouth

Good, good, fine, fine, whatever.  HUSTLE THE FUCK UP WITH GAME OF THRONES.

Running away from the “demons” in his head his whole life sounds like something more than just CTE.

Your dad is Michael Scott...?

Yeah, not an Atlanta fan at all, just saying what everyone else is thinking, you absolute nothing. 

Go to hell, you fucking mutant. Jesus Christ, this is what the world has come to, we have this entire city of illiterate, human colostomy bags coming out of the woodwork like winning one Superbowl validates the fucking terrible life that preceded it and will follow.

Yeah, and it’s full of french canadians.  No thanks

It seems the main issues are taxes, colder weather, and getting little to no exposure on ESPN and the like.