Stuff it, you guys.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with telling Seahawks fans to suck it.

I’m betting that he’d already coked up the $20 before he’d even arrived.

I never choked down enough beer to get past that horrible bitter taste. So, I prefer something a little more sensible to the taste buds. And that is where hard ciders have got game. I think it is the hops that I have not ever become accustom to tasting.

Finger-lickin’good takes on a whole new meaning.

Whoops, sorry. You got lost on the internet and stumbled into a car enthusiast website. The site you were looking for is thataway.

She did. They arrested her for arson because she lit it up with those hot moves.

Hope I’m not the only one who didn’t come anywhere close to getting this joke

Will the Patriots lose a 3rd or 4th round pick because of this?

Dylan Larkin is a rookie and has 6 points in 6 games.

Damn, no love for Dylan Larkin? He’s got 6 points in 6 games at age 19. Albeit with a little more talent around him than the other guys.

In a Mexican restaurant.

a) You probably don’t ride. Believe me, there are plenty of places that are unsafe for a car to pass where it’s no problem for a bike (either due to the bike being able to do the pass or simply because of things like better sightlines due to lane positioning etc). So it comes down to The Law vs. common sense, being…

Rob Ford’s Darryl Strawberry impression was much more spot-on.

I started panicking as soon as I saw that photo.

“That looks nothing like Magic Johnson.”

Yet again, Kane claimed he didn't hear that part.

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.

It’s gonna suck when Steve Bartman sneaks up there and steals the ball before Game 6 of the NLCS.

I also liked the part when the Cardinals lost.