[holds it in]

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

Because some of us have been waiting over 30 years to do that?

When I saw this headline, the very first thing I thought was “oh boy I can’t wait to finally play an arcade version of Donkey Kong again!” And then I see the part about the legal entanglements. Bah!

This is a downer.

Really making your audience do the work on this one

i want some. get me some. kinja deals?

Video is inconclusive so we have to go with the call on the field, unfortunately. Sorry, dems da rules.

looks she she’s already spent some of it too.

Even with all that money piled on her, she looks cheap....

She bought the boob job instead of a bed, but, you know, I’m sure she’ll find a place to sleep tonight.

Michael Fulmer isn’t a free agent until 2023. There is no chance he is moved unless a team offers some absurd deal.

Disagree with decision. I’ve been bumped many times in bunch sprints (at a much, much lower level, obviously). Your arm comes up not to knock the other guy down but to help balance yourself so you don’t also go down.

This fucking dipshit is an approved commenter, and I’m not.

The Mets window is also closed, but only because if it were open someone would fall out and get placed on the DL.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

Porsche

not that it’s not a cool paint job, but who’ll be driving the chase car with all the black lights?