he’s a good bet to repeat this next year since Soler power is a renewable resource

Clearly all the other names were Taycan.

Do you think you’d notice some sketchy guys in a Crown Vic tailing you all the way home?

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

$20 bucks for 3 hours is less than minimum wage.  That doesn’t sound great at all.

I think one thing everyone is over looking here is the woman has taken free kicks/penalties in the WORLD FUCKING CUP. I concede the 300 lb dudes barreling down in her, the methodical and precise actions needed for the footwork, but I have to dismiss the stress or distraction. She’s proven herself to be above that. 

. . . pulled over for an improper lane change . . . Dippel apologized for what happened and said he was pulled over for changing lanes without proper signal.

Similarly I wish you would just shut up already. 

As much as I want Jacoby to succeed ( former Patriots QB, after all ), seeing those tweets has made me believe that Indiana has already ruined him, and by the end of the season he’ll be the league’s first QB with Alzheimer’s. 

The residents of this 3 building having, 4 block fucking town screamed and booed at someone who, until that point, seemed to be one of the least booable people in the entire league. The guy that was set up to be hurt by men who were unqualified to build a team around him. It’s a shame and a relief that it came to this.

I mean, I’m pretty sure a bigger reason is that the Pats won it 15 years ago.

Mr. Bean Rowan Atkinson. 

Ray Ratto thinks every time a team wants a play reviewed, it should have to pay $1 million in cash on the spot to a local charity, or take the call it got and shut up about it.

Frankly, they should have played the game in a park with trees and picnic tables and gopher holes and parked cars and an uneven surface and a concrete path running diagonally across the field.

Pro-Tip: If you want to increase traffic, don’t call it an Oakland Athletics blog. Say it’s a very early blog about the 2022 Yankees.

Deadspin reached out to Fenech to ask about the incident and left multiple messages with the Astros. We will update if we hear back.

“If what has happened is a memory and whats going to happen is a thought, you’re taking yourself out of right now. So in that case, every hour is happy hour”- me to a completely empty bar and a visibly uncomfortable bartender at 8am on a Tuesday

forget the future, they haven’t been a Modell franchise since 1996

Inject this straight into my veins. I need this saga to be drawn out as long as possible, bringing the Raiders, AB, and everyone else past their breaking points. I need panicked public statements, I need social media meltdowns, and I need Jon Gruden turning shades of red that even Deadpsin couldn’t photoshop. I love…