Gritty is ready for double duty.

Between this and the Deadmau Purrari thing, it makes me wish I was rich just so I could buy a Ferrari and troll their delicate sensibilities.

More like this, please! I get so tired of football articles that live in coach-speak or banal observations. As a dork who played for a year in high school 20+ years ago (I was tasked with ‘best receiver on the scout team’ role, if that gives an indication of my talent; I was much better suited for XC and middle…

Did you ever try to line up against Champ, point across the field and yell, “HEY, WHAT’S THAT??? just before the snap?

It’s a refreshing change, as usually it ends with an ‘L’.

Well, they certainly don’t need any help in being brought down.

a very pronounced unibrow. I mean very pronounced.

How long do you think they kept a straight face when they told him he got traded to New York?

Thanks for the great recap, this has been a really exciting race this year. I’m not sure there’s a more thrilling 10-15 mins in sports than a gutsy mountain finish with GC contenders fighting it out. I’m rooting for Alaphilipp, but would be fine with Pinot.

This Tour has been AWESOME. Every stage has something exciting, and the attacks and counters and breaks are actually working. It’s been awesome racing to watch.

Sir, it comes in Zeus Bronze Metallic, which is fancy brown:

It’s not manual, not brown and not a wagon.  So, there.

What is Gardner doing with that bat? A True Yankee™ like Paul O’Neill would’ve unleashed that bat on two water coolers and four helmets by then.

Thanks, I would have never guessed that:

You are a wizard of details.

OH oh! Maybe Audi can sue next?

Rich Energy should start selling popcorn, because this whole thing is:

What I want to know is did they pay him for his “majority shares” from the loose cash box under the secretary’s desk?

Inside sources say this will be the new company logo: