Duffel Bag of Cash showed up

If you aren’t cheating you aren’t trying?

I saw CC approach the mound and I was mortified he was going to take me out.

Dear Penthouse,

In 2007, Vlad Jr. stood in front of his dad as he accepted the HR Derby trophy. #TBBBBBBBBBBT

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

Seven years of the Clippers’ picks? That’s Herschel Walker-esque.

Deadspin offices must have been in a state of complete confusion when VAR took the tying goal for England off the board.

I love the lack of any reaction from the pedestrian standing on the corner. Not that I’m surprised seeing as this is such a common thing.

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

The Celtics are kind of insane with their retired numbers, but I think this might be even more baffling than any of theirs.

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

The kid seems like a real class act (in addition to, of course, one hell of a tennis player) too. Good feels all around.

Man, Venus Williams is the best.

Soon we’ll all be coo-coo for coco gauff

(sound of crickets)

How fucking terrible are the Knicks if “looking like cheap idiots” is their preferred narrative?

Ha-HAAS

Asking for advice on an auto enthusiast site with an active comment section is hardly the worst decision someone with money to blow could make.

Pretty pumped that we’re changing who the most famous pitcher named Rocker is.