It really wasn’t a hard choice .

Tickets are $50k each. Or you can buy the “Badlands Experience Package” for $1.5 million. It includes a cooler of Rich Energy and a blanket.

Karlsson is an all-world talent, but his age, term and injury history may have the Sharks pining for Skrastins’s cap flexibility one day.

I’m gonna celebrate by mailing Nermal to Abu Dhabi.

Heathcliff was the better orange cat. 

*reads blog*

Turned into *the corner* because if he didn’t he’d have crashed either way. Bone headed move by Fassler, the vastly more experienced driver.

Clearly if he’d backed off and waited to pass ANYWHERE other than the Porsche curves, he’d have made it through and would still be racing. 

I think we can all safely assume that he actually crashed into a painting of a tunnel on the side of a cliff.

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

Sorry, but the correct response was “What is, Annapolis?”

I had Albuquerque. Should have taken a left turn there.

Mt Everest: Come for the views, stay because you died.

It’s a party by Alfa Romeo - of course it was going to be a non-starter...

That’s just a literal depiction of the people of that region.

What about the UP (Upper Penisula) that is white?

Twitter is full of people complaining that their punching appointment ran hours late. The Times runs a story on how to prepare if you’ve never punched anybody before.

Everyone he made late gets one free punch

It’s not Klay’s contract, it’s a provision in the CBA that applies to everybody. 

No, they were talking about a driver getting into car at a place that WILL kill you for a tiny error in a car that was in the paint shed 4 days ago, with a setup he’s never tried from another team, with suspension and parts on the car hes never tried from another team, with a team with like 3 days of experience at the…

There once was an idiot from Limerick,