Get well Drew.

I work with children with disabilities. For the past 3 months, I have been working with a 7-year-old who had a stroke. He is back to walking recently. Last week, I walked into his 2nd-grade classroom to get him. He was sitting with a group of kids on the floor doing some lesson. He saw me and immediately got up on his…

Can’t tell you how many text messages I exchanged with friends seriously worrying about the health of a person I have never met and will likely never meet.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

As this isn’t that common knowledge, the title really should have been:

“You want fires with that?”

“I’ll have the Kidde’s meal”

The memo’s smug conclusion, clearly based in Logic and Facts, frames the failure of the Rockets to hit any of 27 straight threes, and the failure of Chris Paul’s hamstring to stay healthy, as less significant than those 81 disputed calls.

If I looked like that I wouldn’t even own shirts.

If there’s one real gripe I have about this movie, it’s with how they misused Captain Marvel.  They’ve essentially turned her into a flying Deus Ex Machina that’s nearly invincible when she’s needed to further the plot, but reduced to semi-mortal because they also need to make sure she doesn’t turn into a Mary Sue. …

/leads with a list of things you can never do for the rest of your life, like play hockey or watch Star Wars

Eighty-Six Happiness

I can’t wait ‘til MLB implements a dinger clock to shave another 1.4 seconds off a 3.5 hour game.

Aww hex, I’m #008000 with envy that I didn’t think of it first.

Thor: Ragnorak is the best MCU movie. This is canon.

Geez, more like Jake Peevy.

Amateur Race Driver is an Egotistical Prick

This! I’d have driven it home, parked it and waited for the dealership to call me when it was “ready”.

So one of the claims is the sweeper was visible for 20 seconds and the vehicle took no action to avoid it. If only there was a way the car could have been manually manipulated to change course away from a stationary object by some sentient being responsible for operating the vehicle.