Two’s company, three’s a crowd

Here’s a photo of her:

Because some of us want the parts today, not in a few days.

There was that one American guy who had his pants firmly belted just below his butt. He looked hilarious. And then he crashed, landing face first with his butt in the air and his pants sagged down and I died laughing.

So much for all the hooplah surrounding Paul Pierce’s jersey retirement ceremony, amirite?

I’m going to laugh my ass off in 2019 when the Lakers use this cap space on, like, Carmello Anthony and Eric Bledsoe.

Does Alonso’s personal mechanical bad luck cancel out the Toyota LMP program’s mechanical bad luck, or do they combine to form some kind of mechanical disaster-vortex?

Because of your disrespect for the office of President and YOUR President Trump, I am unsubscribing to anything ESPN related.

I assume we can look forward to Penn State erecting a statue in honor of Simon soon.

As a Lions fan I might be there with you. I’m fine with Brady and Belicheck getting another, at this point it’s no more than a rounding error.

You know, I love to drink, and I like to cheer on my team with a decent buzz. I don’t understand how people can get so liquored up hours before the big game. What’s the point?

How many cities pay for highway repairs? What a dumb comment.

Ummmmm... Michigan is a state.

Professional athletes shouldn’t compete in 103-degree weather.

“Next, carefully peel away the bodywork...”

I’m assuming it powered by ICE?

I think that note might be illegal. It isn’t in both languages.

Maybe the title should be ‘Don’t stack your damn plates like an asshole’.

I guess it’s the unpopular take, judging by other comments, but Pierce is 100% right on this one.

“Third, cell phone and refueling”