Next year he'll be Johnny Canadian Football

Johnny College Football

Looking forward to Goodell appearing on Celebrity Jeopardy and being unable to phrase his responses in the form of a question and changing his Final Jeopardy wager after the fact.

Friedman's idea for a fix is excellent. Someone implement that, please.

Everything about this comment is wrong.

Ugghhh. I guess the FA never heard of the First Amendment!

Unfortunately for Mario, the ban he has to face is the Taliban.

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Optimus Grimes.

The Lions made another mistake even worse than the delay of game. They ran the ball on 3rd and 9 with 24 seconds left and zero timeouts. They were bailed out because of the defensive holding, which set up the kneel down and spike. If there hadn't been a penalty, the Lions would've needed the FG team to sprint onto…

By the way, what are the odds that I click submit and somehow lose this plea that I tediously typed on a goddamn cell phone? Very high, no doubt.

Very high, no doubt.

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Pursey Harvin

Vettel gets ass handed to him by the new guy, quits team and goes to Ferrari.

Eeeeeehhhhh, most of this evidence seems built in the idea that his eyes are completely dead and not functioning. If he's just seeing big blurry shapes all the time, he'd still be functionally blind and still fully capable of doing this stuff, especially since he's got his other senses and has been relying on them for…