That's one hell of a warning label on them cigs. The cars they drive should have a similar label.

I'd like to know who thinks kickball is a sport and dodgeball isn't.

DID SHE GIVE IT TO A KID?

Twenty minutes later the Braves offered Upton a three year contract to play left field.

"Aww, thanks Justin! This will go well with the gift basket I got from Jeter this morning."

If Obama was also an alcoholic who smoked crack he would deserve all the flack we could throw at him.

I'll take Varsha over Leigh Diffey any day.

Rezvani: Hey Daniel we've got a problem.

No problem! To get better 5-60 times, you just dip the clutch and free-rev before dumping it...

Knowing Ray, he'll probably only get 1-2.

Spell check and proof read

So did Austin Dillon cause all the wrecks or just most of them?

TOO MUCH OPPO, PARKER. TOO MUCH OPPO.

It's activated by the handbrake.

Some of our cars already have this "stud deploying" feature.

Dear Top Gear BBC,

What the hell is that wall made of?

I've met a guy that is a janitor at a factory, and has been in that position his entire life. He's always been in some sort of union racket, so he brags about how he's now taking home $5,500/month to be a "janitor", while the rest of the janitorial staff does the actual work - and how he also manages to get Social…