Queso is not the same as Velveeta & Ro*Tel, but both are better than onion dip. If you disagree, it's because you either have no taste buds or you hate America.

Congrats Mazarin on COTD. Enjoy this warm quick treat :]

I hope both are ok... My stomach turned when I saw that on the tv

I mean, is there really a contest here?

That's a good point. It's more of a smash-and-grab or something. I wonder if kidnapping charges could apply?

So it's still hit and run if you take your victim with you?

Bit of advice. Don't be That Guy. No one will talk to you at parties.

Request a Service Appointment

Dealership (legally speaking) should have to pay 100%, here's why & a quick legal lesson. When the owners gave the dealership the car for service it was considered a bailment.

I think a lawyer who mostly partied and got Cs in law school would be enough to win this case against the dealership.

Holy shit, must have skipped over that line.

Dear Dealership,

Best touchdown in New York in weeks.

that's how you can tell it didn't happen in America

So 10 years from now, the first thing car geeks will do after buying a used car is wipe the OS and install AutoLinux?

The goody good religous do gooders forgive you for being a douchebag at this moment.

That's just heartbreaking. My thoughts and prayers are with Michael and his family.

Fender bender?

So not only did they have to hear the sounds, they had to suffer the next 30-45 minutes of eye-watering stench sealed into what had become a giant flying outhouse?