nbr911
Enrique Shockwave
nbr911

This comment is critically underrated. #hibachi

Brawling in an elevator actually counts as a doctoral thesis at ASU.

One Beat, you don’t know enough by now not to be cocky?

a relatively common adjective among Southerners of a certain age”

This seems more like a Jack Sock kind of move.

Damn it, Timothy. Pissing contests should end with a shake.

His dad just enrolled him in the same school as Scottie Pippen’s son and Kenyon Martin’s son, so get ready Lakers fans!

Hmm. “Just because.”

he made his bed, he laid in it

I’ll respect someone standing up for their beliefs right up to the point where their belief is that an entire group of people that can’t change who they are is somehow less. “I don’t hate gays, I just don’t think they should get married and I won’t play soccer while wearing a jersey that celebrates them as people” is

Actually it’s not booing, they’re chanting “Ruuu” haha just kidding, they were totally booing that bag of shit.

Enes, buddy...the real world is not like Deadspin, and doing this will NOT make you invisible. We all know what team you play for, just own it man.

I’d go with Dick Lane for football actually and either Laimbeer or Stockton for basketball.

LeBron James is one of the smartest athletes to ever play the game, his basketball IQ is incredible. Please shut the fuck up

🗣Talk THAT talk, @stephencurry30 *NSFW*

They should only have one entrance/exit, and it should be controlled by armed guards to prevent anyone from entering or leaving without authorization. They should also eliminate windows, since those could be used as an access point. And perhaps the students should be able to earn “credits” at some kind of “commissary”

really? again?

“LeBron going to Miami is the most bogus move I’ve ever seen in sports. This team will always be reviled for such a punk move”

Can we compromise and they all just get trapped in an elevator together for a hilariously insane amount of time?