Found Sepp Blatter’s burner. 

3 weeks. And Mayock gets an Executive Producer credit. 

Everyone knows Bird Law in this country is not governed by reason.

*Braindwidth robbery

+1 fat chance

Andray Blatche: Let’s Remember Some Guns.

If he signs with the Cavs, they should all be sad that he is squandering another year of his prime there.

See also: Cubs, Chicago.

Delaware resident here! I used to reside in the DC metro area but I have since relocated to “Lower Slower Delaware” (yes that is what the LSD bumper sticker means) for the lower cost of living and slower pace of life.

When a man dressed like an exploding blackjack table makes you feel awkward, you have reached a new low.

+1 BOO-URNS

Bereft Blake Bortles Boorishly Blanks on Belongings.

Cincinatti is essentially Gotham City, so this fits.

So sorry, he has already been suspended indefinitely for PED use.

Hot taek alert:

“Cocaine is God’s way of telling you you are making too much money”

Contaminated Carne Causes Canelo Career Cease

Editor’s note: The first female character to appear on screen with actual dialogue is a lesbian who is summarily punched in the face.

“Don’t hold your breath”

Not too shabby for being born in the backseat of a Greyhound bus.