If by “sky wizard” you mean Giant Meteor then I am with you. Giant Meteor will save us from ourselves. It will not discriminate; vaporizing every man, woman, and child.

You might want to listen to your soon to be constituents. Of course that implies that you remain in office long enough.

“What a relief, glad I don’t have to see that asshole twice a year.”

Paging Dr. Reid! Dr. (Dick in his hand at the end of the game) Reid!

“0.9 seconds?! That is the longest lasting scoring attempt that I’ve ever seen!”

Good to see Barclay Radebaugh get some time away from his normal job as a tertiary Star Wars character.

The kid’s warm up shirt that looks like it could read, “Always Drippin” right behind Miller really makes this photo for me.

That’s all well and good, Chris. The Kings should shoot more 3's. But everyone in that organization knows that the best defense comes in 4's.

Yes. The blade has to have two edges.

Spot on. I remember when Chad Johnson was essentially praised for eating Mcdonald’s by multiple media outlets.

Hamilton’s Pharmacopia (show on Vice) did an episode about Mandrax. After watching it, I realized I want no parts of that shit. Wow.

The Buccaneers would like a word with you.

The halfpipe is no joke. Check out the documentary The Crash Reel if you haven’t already. It is very tough to watch, but it gives great insight into a few topics; traumatic brain injuries, how talented these athletes are, and that Shaun White is kind of an asshole.

Come on man, take it easy on the NCAA. They’re trying.

Check out the original Reich comeback! Down 31-0 the Terps ended up winning 42-40. Eerily similar to the epic one you linked above.

Only if the ref sees it.

+1 flourished pinky

Dude, thank you for sharing this. Such an amazing piece, albeit one of the saddest that I have read in some time.

“Hold my beer”

As a lifelong Maryland fan, I am programmed to hate you and your comment.