You should learn to read.

+1 Fig Newman

Serena came back from 5-1. Not Andreescu. 

Reporter: Now that you’ve defended your belt in Abu Dhabi, what will you do?

I once again got through the entire post without seeing my father’s name or email address. It’s only a matter of time, though.

“The Texans went __-__ before crapping out in the Wild Card game in embarrassing fashion last season” is an inevitable truth right up there alongside “death” and “taxes.”

Does it make some kind of sense on paper? Sure. But I have a really hard time giving Pelinka and Dwight the benefit of the doubt. They’ve shown their asses time and time again. At some point, it’s best to assume they’ll continue doing so. 

“No man under the age of 30 holds a major trophy”

Pitino’s (inset joke here)

How many weeks in til Gruden fires the film crew & does it all himself?

That seems impossible. But it happens so often in the NCAA Tournament (where there are no Game 7's) that I guess it just seems like it must’ve happened before now.

I got your back:

On This American Life, they did a well-sourced story about Alex Jones. If it’s all an act, it’s one he’s been honing since high school. He’s been a deranged asshole for decades.

Looking back, I actually think Trump supporters can draw inspiration from movies like Happy Gilmore.

Do not worry, Celtics fans. His lawyer is on the way.

Saw him play at Kent State as a young’un, and fondly remember the 02' Flashes’ run to the Elite Eight. Yes, we talk about that basketball event, because the only other Kent State Thing to reference is unpleasant.

Nice to know these fans will be in shape for the regular season.

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