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You do know they’re just words, right? Just collections of grunts and syllables, man.

Well, I guess if he sticks with the karate lessons, he won’t need firearms to protect his family.

When you see a Drew Magary post and then realize its a Deadcast.

The best part of all of this is that Playoff BronBron gets to start against ear-blowing weirdo Lance Stevenson. Very much looking forward to Lance doing fifteen crossovers, ending up in the exact same place, and courageously bricking a contested 18 footer in the inevitable moral-victory-close-loss in Game 3.

I’ve seen it for two years running. The job should have been Tony’s in 2016 once he was “healthy” again.

We are all fixing to see that Dak is a below average QB

BAH GOD THAT’S DAN SNYDER’S MUSIC

WTF 

Well obviously that veteran just didn’t understand how to support the troops.

Rosetta Stone sure has made a difference for John Sterling

*sigh*

You need to take down that Masters logo ASAP.

Hell yeah, I started Marty Foster today in my Bullshit-Umpires-Do fantasy league. Ejections are 5 points, egregiously bad ones are worth 10.

America was never as good as you previously thought it was, and it’s not as bad as you currently think it is.

Not a huge surprise given that one’s melanin is generally inversely proportional to one’s Gruden Grinderness

that was the most blatant travel ever. don’t you have to dribble the baseball before tagging someone? where the heck am i? 1914???

Portrait mode is not admissible in court.

I’m from the Midwest. A die hard Michigan fan. I would literally root for Ohio State before Duke. That’s how much I hate Duke, every player to ever play for Duke and every fan of Duke.

Gonzaga elevated themselves out of mid-majordom sometime around their fifth-straight NCAA tournament bid in 2003. Their basketball program alone spends twice as much as Loyola’s entire athletics department.