If you want to criticize the “shards of Gawker”, I would suggest Dom’s pieces are precisely the wrong place to do so.

I also linked to said Ringer article and cited it by name and author. It’s almost as if our readers and theirs aren’t the same!

Awesome, do you wanna suck his penis?

It’s not so much the name, but the plumber’s bill they assume they’d receive based on Smith’s past statements.

What is this?

To all the Belichick fellators in these comments: Wanting—even expecting—your employees to be at work on time despite bad weather is not unreasonable; punitive punishments for those who, despite their best efforts, arrive a few minutes late is.

At first glance, I thought he died. Man, that would’ve been sweet.

“So wait you’re telling me there’s only one cup for the two girls?”

Fun fact: Jon Gruden is 1/64 Comanche, which qualifies under the Rooney Rule.*

Why would he disobey Drew Margary?!!

Sounds like he dropped an L in his lap and swerved.

...nice?

I’m conflicted because on one hand, fuck New England. But on the other hand, fuck Pittsburgh.

Gene Simmons. Thank you.

If the Steelers win the Super Bowl and offer him a ring, would he take it?

Isaac Newton is overrated. His great-great-great-great-great-great grandson Nate even disproved his debunked laws of gravity by turning 213 pounds into just a few ounces in a court of law.

This makes me hate Coach K even more.

HOW IS CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN NOT ON THIS LIST?