I’d drink too if my car was endlessly prone to vapor lock.

I hate to tell you, Emma, but Heath Evans is a goldurn Christian.

King me!

Just what we need, a rivalry between east coast and west coast crappers

I wish every Masshole who treats Bob Fucking Kraft as if he were a saint; the guy who tried to move the team to fucking Hartford, the guy who was one of the first to legitimize Trump, the guy who more than anyone is why Goodell is commissioner, would line up and take turns eating my ass. Brady uses PEDs btw.

Because they think harassment isn’t real, that all of us women are being “too sensitive,” and that men being held to account is tantamount to oppression.

I’ve reread this three times trying to figure out if you think Geno Smith went to Western Michigan. You don’t say it, but then what is the relevance of Western Michigan to your buddy’s opinion otherwise? Why not say “My good friend has great dental hygiene and has been saying FOR YEARS...”? Baffling.

I play poker against a very Gronkowski-esque fellow named Donut. Goes without saying he always plays 6-9, unless it’s suited, because that would be reckless.

Isn’t it still better than having Phil Simms on TV?

He’s still out going door to door collecting $1.05 from every American, because freedom isn’t free.

Where’s the fucking Hatfields when you need them.

Dunkin is better. You know this in your heart.

How a near score became an ugly “turnover”: the Herr Starr story

Buzzed Baseball Buffoon Beckett, Behaves Badly - Brusquely Banzais, Blindsides, Boot-Scoot Band Bro. Blames Beer, By Golly.

Yes.

“It’s a physical feature, like ... long necks.”

He plays in Wisconsin, it’s probably the Meat Sweats.

Your decision to abbreviate the word “unfortunately” (and only that word) is even more unsettling than this guy’s remarks.

We won’t fully know the extent until the Rams get three more wins.