“Greater than/less than” symbols beyond the education level of your average Stoolie, to the surprise of nobody.

Gotta be strict. You kbow how the old saying goes, “Give someone an inch and next thing you know, Jeff Van Gundy is on to their leg holding on for dear life.”

Their new offensive coordinator is Tom Foolery.

I’m not following NFL games anymore, since Dean Spanos stole San Diego’s Chargers, but I’m riveted by the tailspin the NFL is in. All the flak being thrown up for years, then that little puff of smoke from that engine as the propellers stopped turning, then the bigger smoke and flames, and now the plane banking and…

The United States 5th Circuit Court of Appeals

Are you 70+ years old. I think you are applying your game and not the game of a 70+ year old un-athletic man.

Fuck Jerry Jones. Fuck Donald Trump. And fuck the Cowboys. You ain’t America’s team anymore. That honor belongs to the Jacksonville Jaguars.

Look, I know this was a typo, but if there’s one true Peesident, we know who that is.

Non-Plump Trump Stumps For Heffalump Rump Hump And Bump For Scotch Triumph

Forget it, he’s rolling.

Good thing the NYPD wasn’t there.

Poor tackling technique there. He didn’t set his feet, didn’t drive through with his leg, didn’t wrap up the runner, and only brunged 170 lbs to bear on this assignment.

Hey, he knows a thing or two about being full of hot air and wrecking people’s lives, ya dig?

Hurricanes: 3, United States: 0.

Did the fullback line up between the center and the QB and then get hit with the snap?

Top 10 guards drafted in 2014: Exum, Marcus Smart, Nick Stauskas, Elfrid Payton

Yeah, it’s “mom.”

So race targeting by police is worldwide?

15 PATRIOTIC completions on 27 ‘MURICA attempts for 99 BLUE LIVES MATTERS yards