We’ll give you a chance to come back. No we won’t.

Lazor said his first item of business will be getting the offense to start playing like gladiators.

Maybe this will finally open up a job for Colin Kaepernick.

Does posting the location of Schilling’s broken down trailer and appealing to Deadspin readers to help count?

someone who knows, GRRM

Take it from someone who knows, GRRM is so far behind schedule, under so much internal pressure, that he feels paralyzed. It’s a terrible place to be.

It’s cool to see an older player still developing his game this late in his career. The Kings knew they were signing a great rebounder and post scorer, but now they’re getting a distributor too.

An excuse for 21st century yuppies to drink a shitload since nothing in the future won’t revolve around their goddamned kids.

I look forward to chowing down on (local foodstuff and/or national fast food chain) when I get to (city)

I hope McGregor reads this and someone gives Mayweather the gist of it.

Vlade Divac spits out coffee, hastily reaches for phone

Why is the top photo from their game against Penn State?

Oh you know it. Incoming!

I for one will be disappointed if Golden State chooses not to go to Washington. Opportunities like this come along once in a lifetime, if that. I think the Warriors, provided they receive an invitation, had better think long and hard about how to respond. It is a personal meeting with the Goddamn President of the…

Doesn’t matter had sex.

Gotta admit he backed it up tonight (even if he should’ve been out most of the 2nd quarter with the obvious 3rd foul). Cavs had their opportunities but left too many pieces missing (FTs, open 3s, etc..). That Game 3 loss was always gonna sting.

So, Westbrook to Cleland, right?

Does that count as a successful two-point conversion?

I love the moments when the dog looks back, “you keeping up human?”

If it happened on FS2, did it really happen?