So Tiger was driving a $200,000 Mercedes Benzodiazepine?

I get the joke, but it’s so inaccurate that it just doesn’t work. 90% of enslaved Africans ended up in what we today call Latin America, while roughly 6% of enslaved Africans went to British North America.

Pictured: Crosby stills and mash

I can’t help but think that Windhorst probably googled “What does marijuana smell like” before chiming in.

We can all learn from Pitino’s mistakes.

You are technically correct, which, as Futurama tells us, is the best kind of correct. Nevertheless, skipping OTAs is akin to skipping lunch with the boss when he “asks” you if you want to go: it’s probably a career-limiting move. All the more so because there are only so many spots on so many rosters (as negotiated…

The trump administration doesn’t have the best track record, but picking Peter Gammons as the new social media czar was a good move.

Busted. I stopped years ago because the game is horrible to watch on TV, takes way too long, and is full of nonsensical archaic bullshit like this that takes precedence over actually winning games. I check out a playoff game or two a year but that’s about it. While we’re here, my other grievances against major league…

Nice story. You’d never even know she’d been out for so long with the way she was slicing her forehand down the line.

Pfft, Vlad would’ve crushed that one for a stand-up double.

Welp:

this is exactly why I’ve never dated her.

I think we can all come to a consensus that Pittsburgh can go fuck themselves

Just like the old gypsy woman said!

He’s screwed, he doesn’t have creible defense.

In related news, Tebow finally made contact with someone else’s genitals.

... although he was kind enough to sign the ball for Brustman

“So was the South, but I fixed that”

Funny, that’s about the age I was when I snuck my first taste of beer, also a Coors Light. Saw it on the counter, took a swig, then caught a fatherly backhand right to the kisser. The old man did me a favor though, because it knocked the awful taste of beer right out of my mouth.

It’s probably LaVar Ball you idiot