For him to understand that shirt, he has to press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Start.
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Sorry. I didn’t realize that if I entered a man’s hotel suite that I automatically consented to physical contact. My bad.
A) Being a sex worker in movies with co-stars who have been tested doesn’t mean she’s interested in sleeping with any guy off the street.
My house is bursting with Star Wars right now. There are small Jedi running about with lightsabers. There’s a lot of screaming. And my baby is five years old. Aaaaahhh. How did that happen?
Sorry to be nit picky, but the McDonald’s coffee thing is a pet peeve of mine. The case was badly reported in the media, the issue wasn’t that there was no warning about the coffee being hot. It was a defective product lawsuit, because some idiot at McDonald’s turned the heat up until it was literally scalding hot.…
Troll on your post. Beware.
please dismiss your troll. Locomotive Jackass is a known oldschool gawker troll and if he is routinely dismissed hopefully he’ll give up and go home.
I’ve never seen “dozenaire” before! That’s wonderful!
Not that this matters because all women of all shapes and sizes can be sexually assaulted and harassed but...what exactly are we supposed to see when we look at Stoynoff?
That last paragraph is a triple Lindy of self canceling hot garbage, and anyone that starred it is a moron!
To make football safer, you would rather the defender back off for fear of drawing a penalty than slam their head at full force into the offensive player’s head.
Careful thinking there by Price. Might want to save that challenge for when you get out to the pizza place tonight and they bring you something that, upon further review, is not cheese.
The St. Louis Magic House is Amazing! They have a vandegraph generator, and shadow photography and a 3 story slide!
Hmmmm.
Uninteresting.
in memoriam, all flags will be flown at half mast\half lemonade.
You mean by being massively successful in giving enourmous amounts of money to sove key global problems?
Dude, I love XKCD, that’s nothing I haven’t seen before. But, I mean, I guess you can be right here. I’ll amend my words just for you.
Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…
omg how much money is the taxpayer giving to this criminal that could be spent on bombs to defend my feelings