24Hr news cycle?
Leaded gas and paint?
Fluoride in the water (eyeroll)?
All three of these are probably more responsible for how f’ed up we are then porn. (Especially the lead gas / paint. The people that grew up while this was prevalent are now running the free world) 

I feel really, really bad for whoever catches that bouquet

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

“more than half of us”

dude, don’t be shitty.

Live! LIVE DAMMIT! Live for the rest of us trapped back in economy.

As a short person (I’ve learned anything <6ft is short for a guy) I find every situation that inconviences a tall person to be a small sliver of justice.

That TNR piece is what I was saying seemed like a lot of conjecture, and I trust the Intercept’s analysis of internal Democratic politics about as much as I trust Donald Trump’s.

That sounds like a lot of conjecture to me.

Who’s “we” there Bernie? You got a mouse in your pocket. Or did you forget you aren’t a Democrat again and that most of the party doesn’t jump at your command.

Nina Turner, a Sanders surrogate, told the Post’s Dave Weigel that “the future of the Democratic Party will walk away” if Ellison loses.

Dude you anally raped a 13 year old and got away with not spending a day in jail for it. The world has given you far more than you deserved by allowing you to walk free, make plenty of movies and live in comfort during the time you were supposed to be spending in prison. Don’t be fucking greedy here.

Oh, a Trump troll grows a conscience all of a sudden?

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

Ideally, sure. Realistically? Not so much. They are, and have always been, for sale to the highest bidder. But you’re not wrong. The fundamental nature of a democracy is under siege.

He’s slated to replace Dr. Ernest Moniz. (PhD in Theoretical Physics from Stanford).

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

Possibly Mayor Wilkins. That would also include vampires and demons.

Hey, there’s hardly any chance to respond perfectly in a constantly evolving situation. Barack Obama has long since acknowledged underestimating the threat of ISIS.