It’s the Hawks.

Lay the goddamn wood.

I would need this sized mug if I had the same scrutiny in my life as Hillary Clinton.

That’s not the USMNT then. it’s just the U23 Olympics team.

I’ve actually heard of the scam I think they’re referring to. Basically, it involves the target (usually a man) being lured by attractive locals and made to buy drinks for them. When he’s slapped with the absolutely exorbitant bill (He was probably tricked into buying drinks for some other people), the women are gone,…

Makes sense to just stay home. After all, the only thing on the ballot is the presidential election, right? Who cares about your district’s House race in your extremely purple swing state. Who cares who’s on your city council?

Maybe law practice and dealing with VERY BAD JUDGES has worn me down, but, like...why isn’t anyone talking about the fact that this guy is a REALLY GOOD JUDGE? He’s very smart. He’s on the DC Cir., which means his most frequent cases are REALLY COMPLICATED ADMIN LAW SHIT. He’s good at his job. And seems like an…

The Republicans are violating the Constitution! They should do their jobs and give Garland hearings and a vote!

Because there is a 90+% approval rating for Obama in the black community and Clinton is similar or slightly to the left of him. Whereas Bernie Sanders attacks can seem like a rebuke of him even if Obama isn’t directly addressed.

And then Erin’s career at ESPN would be over, which is what she was trying to avoid in the first place.

It’s a little more than “not exactly what happened.”

That’s because what’s on the ticket is known as a “contract of adhesion”, meaning that by accepting the ticket you accept the contract. Your mother is/was absolutely right, contracts of adhesion are generally pretty limited in what they can and can’t require because of the nature of the contract—you can’t put, for…

This actually isn’t completely accurate. The Contract Clause was mainly implemented to prevent states from nullifying the contracts (usually of powerful individuals) via legislation, a practice known as “private relief.” Also, prior to the ratification of the Constitution (i.e. under the Articles of Confederation)…

It's worse than chipmunks. It's minions.

What a odd sentiment. “He didn’t pay us, the shareholders (of which he is both a major one and is also the representative of the rest) paid us”.

Nope. Not real. Definitely the soccer equivalent of a Madden glitch. Nice try, Draper...

Certain Fallon d’Floor finalist.

The meme does not imply that. You chose to infer that. Because you are a troll, a mess, or 13.

I can provide some Brian Dust for a little bit cheaper

Excuse me. Rohan is an entire region of noble horse lords. The city is Edoras. (Pushes glasses up on nose.)