Does it really matter? As a Cardinals fan, I suspect we’ll get shit on no matter how we react. For Christ’s sake, Magary wrote a scathing editorial about us when a shitty DC beat-writer made a typo. Sometimes you just have to give the people what they want. So here goes...

True story. My sister once raised money to save the Brazilian Rain Forest despite the fact that she’s not, in fact, a marmoset.

The fact that 5 separate people have deemed this a comment worth starring removes what little faith I have in humanity.

Yeah, I don’t think that’s it. It’s a pretty straightforward equation: youth + newly independent + recent convert to a new ideological position = fucking fanatical. It could happen during any generation (and has, with the ideologies of the time using the tools available to the students at the time).

Because nothing says, “I’m not an autocratic corrupt European dictator” like the backdrop of dozens of young people standing at attention holding flags behind me.

A lot of the answer is right there in your second sentence.

You didn’t scare me! Work on it!

haha! you’re so original! keep it up!

Heidi always ruining sports broadcasts smh

As a lifelong KC fan, we need a little more ‘shut the fuck up’ outta Ventura before he gets one of our guys hurt bad.

35?

Sometimes I get tired of every little snarky, made-in-passing comment getting over-analyzed & fact-checked to death by the gotcha social media. I’ll see myself out

Remember she did beat Todd “Legitimate Rape” Aiken in 2012.

Even better? She ran ads in the Republican Primary in support of him so that she would draw him as a general election opponent. Frank Underwood would be impressed.

This whole article feels like a cheap shot.

Yay! Deadspin wins!

$77.5 million. Never lived there. Another of his homes, plural. But remember, kids, taxing the rich is bad for the country. Somehow.

i heard NBC tried to offer Carlin the Tonight Show but he's been dead for 7 years.

Mark Emmert is FUMING right now.