I always felt this way growing up for a specific reason, until someone changed my mind. When my mom was nine, her father was killed by a drunk driver. She has dealt with that loss her entire life. Yet one time we were discussing it and the fact that the drunk driver was killed too came up. I said, "Good. Serves him…

You have to give her SOME credit. It's hard to make it in journalism these days when you're secretly a cat with a lime on its head.

Rank 'em, rank 'em, rank 'em! I'll start with the worst: Blackhawks.

Fucking ruined my 21st birthday and now you just ruined my eleventh 21st birthday.

Let's be honest, both patches on that hat are pretty damn sad.

DeHoff- Okay, I think I'll have the entendre burger... You know what? Fuck it. Make it a double.

A big payroll in baseball doesn't translate directly to wins, it translates to roster mulligans. Small-payroll teams can win if their big-dollar contracts work out as expected, but if they wind up with a Mauer on the books, they're not going anywhere any time soon. Big-payroll teams, on the other hand, can just say…

The amount of talk from fans about Cardinal Way bullshit will never, ever stack up to how much Deadspin writers and commentors piss and moan about it.

Or maybe it's because deadspin NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT! Jesus Christ you people here and Deadspin have a raging hard-on for everything about St Louis. Yeah, the mayor is a douchebag, but come to Chicago and hear Rahm talk about how great the city is while crime is at an all time high and people move. St Louis…

I've lived in Saint Louis for 12 years and outside Deadspin and the Internet in general, nobody here ever even talks about "morals" or "the right way" in regards to Sports teams at all. We're just like every other sports city, we mainly we just bitch about how terrible our NFL team is.

I really don't think that's the case. Basically everyone I know is a Cardinal fan and we really never talk about the Cardinals being morally better than anyone, but I don't live in St. Louis I'm from Southern Illinois so maybe it gets worse as you get deeper into that territory. Which by the way, is absolutely awful

I'm sorry...I know you guys have a boner about the whole "right way" thing with the Cardinals, but I just don't see how this is any different than any other team talks. Baseball is just like this. Every manager always talks about his team wanting to do the "right thing" all the time, yet the Cardinals are the only…

WE CArdinals fans had a quiet election for these hallowed spots on the street. I mean, I figure Deadspin and all of it's loyal zombies figure that's why it's OK to put the words of a few into an entire fan base, or even worse, race. The only thing the crowd seemed to agree on was "Let's Go Cardinals", which I'll admit…

Great play. Thankfully the stop didn't matter. Go Cardinals!

Deadspin - where bad jokes last forever

Oh, look! A new joke! Huzzah!

I mean, in fairness, I probably would have just been really confused for a few minutes? I support the message, but it would kind of be a wtf moment at the symphony.

"St. Louis scraped out a 10-9 win in Brooklyn tonight, but it looks like one Perfectos fan wasn't around to see the final out after a scuffle behind home plate led him to be removed by security. Also, Larry King was there."