Right on! Fuck those people for liking a thing and being from a place! Let's be utter unrepentant assholes so that they know what assholes they are.

Fucking christ, Deadspin. Ever read 'Moby Dick'? There are some lessons there.

Baseball is so boring, why can't it be more like football.

I assumed in the weeds was derived from the golfing term - basically meaning you're fucked/hard to find a way out.

Another playoff collapse for people to Lorde over A's fans.

While Cardinal bashing (or bashing any team you don't like just because they succeed or have enthusiastic fans) is generally kinda pathetic, I humbly apologize for this on behalf of all Cardinals fans. Wow... so, so horrible. I mean, this kind of thing could take 106 years to get over.

Dear Fellow Cardinals Fans,

Hoke did not have any update on Morris' condition after the game, and said he'd have to "evaluate" the film before making a decision on who starts at quarterback next week at Rutgers.

Your friend with Celiac probably also has enough sense to not waltz into an Italian pasta house and demand gluten free either, while nomming on breadsticks. Knowing what you can and can't eat, and what sort of places may be simply a bad idea is called disease management. As a kosher Jew, I don't run into our local…

I've had celiac disease since childhood and I was never afraid of having a kitchen deliberately fuck-up my order until the is-your-water-gluten-free people emerged. I never eat out anymore because the rise of gluten-free menus means I can't be taken seriously. Thanks, snowflakes!

There's nothing in the water over there that isn't in the water pretty much everywhere else. Ferguson and St. Louis just happen to have the spotlight on them right now. This stuff is nothing new and this joker is not unique. Every major city where I've lived in the last 20 years or more has had PDs that routinely…

I'm cancelling this week everyone. This week is now over. Everyone please go home and set your alarms for Monday morning.

Here's Tony Stewart out of his car throwing his helmet at Matt Kenseth's car.

I think the opening scene with adult Peter is also to demonstrate how much being in space with the Reavers had changed him considering it's mentioned in the prologue he got into a fight with other kids for being cruel to frogs, yet now he doesn't think twice about it because he's an asshole. At first, anyway.

Didn't care who won this game, but holy shit the Dutch goalie is the biggest douche in sports right now.

this isn't a lesson in not hiring millennials, it's a lesson in not hiring dumbasses.

I agree with the gist of your comment, and thank you for doing a good job of summarizing the reason diplomatic immunity is a thing for the rest of readers, BUT I disagree with "Pretty much, though it's rare for them to really get away with anything bigger than a parking ticket."

True- I completely missed that in reading the post. And there are exceptions to diplomatic immunity, or can be if the diplomat's country waives immunity (which does happen, usually in cases just like this). The reason there is not a blanket exception for rape are murder is because in many, many countries that are not…