I... don’t understand anything that’s going on at all, and it’s making me uncomfortable.

They’re actually playing it both ways this time; some techs/civics have more than one quote tied to them and spin the ol’ RNG to decide which one gets read at you by a Yorkshireman.

Oh, well done. Though even with 30 tries it’s still gonna be really hard for him.

Please. She went up to his hotel room with him. That is certainly an indication that she is open to something. A billionaire invites a porn star to his hotel room, do you really have to be a rocket scientist to figure out what he wants? He kissed her, he didn’t rape her.

As if. Porn performers don’t get residuals, though Drake has been with her studio long enough that she should have an equity stake.

No doubt, which is probably why she didn’t say anything at the time; it was just Asshole #14 propositioning her that day. Assholes #1-13 aren’t running for president, though.

Special forces operatives kill people for a living; doesn’t mean they’ll take kindly to being offered a hit contract. Circumstances matter.

The Trump campaign denied Drake’s allegations, claiming they were orchestrated by the Clinton camp to defame the Republican nominee.

Cake game: strong.

Yes, well, having large hands also helps.

Honestly, Clinton’s restraint is a marvel to behold. If that sumbitch had been lurking around behind me like he did her in round 2, and/or talking a tenth the shit about me that he’s been saying about Clinton forever... I mean, violence is the last refuge of the incompetent, but I doubt I’d’ve been able to refrain…

Don’t get cocky; y’all go straight back in the stocks once Trump disintegrates into loose hair as he is likely to do before the year is out.

Hi April! Lemme introduce you to a little thing called 18 USC 2385!

As always, I have many words left for this election season, but they run toward the short, Germanic variety.

You mean besides the guys who were planning to blow up a bunch of Somalians in Kansas right after election day? Sure, it’s not directly Trump-Resistance related, but it’s certainly Trump-related.

Kind of her to take the time to write a considered reply, but if it were me, I’d have just said:

All the same, I can’t help but wonder what manner of paradise we’d be living in now had G.W. Bush just been commissioner of baseball and Dr. Rice commissioner of the NFL.

You take that evil thought right on outta here.

It... already is? There are plenty of porn performers who won’t work without a condom, just as there are many who can’t work with one. Obviously the two types can’t work together, but that’s hardly a novel workplace phenomenon.

They are very bad! And in all that fuss I completely forgot to mention “impeaching the president for no good reason.” (Seriously. Yeah, Bill gave them an excuse, but they had the slip filled out on January 20, 1993 and spent the next five years looking for something credible-ish to fill in the “charge” blank.)