I actually can’t find his job title at all on the public interwebs. My original statement stands, but I couldn’t (wouldn’t/either) begin to tell you what his function is.

We take all kinds.

he can fuck himself

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS DONALD TRUMP IS BROKEN IN HALF!

BY GAWD! DONALD TRUMP IS DEAD! THE LIGHT HAS GONE OUT OF HIS EYES!

Oh, Jeebus, that's right, there's going to be Bernie rallies in DC. Because traffic wasn't already completely fucked by the Metro omnishambles.

Naomi Klein is still a thing?

Reform is good. Bernie’s not running on reform. He’s running on revolution.

Well, yeah. Things can and should be better, yes, but the “let the muthafucka burn” position ignores that people at every point on the economic spectrum are objectively better off now than they have ever been. I’m all for improving income equality—guaranteed basic income, for instance—but that can be accomplished…

Bill Watterson is, and I’m not exaggerating in the slightest, the greatest artistic genius in Western history.

I wouldn’t want him to be VP. I think there are enough Sanders deadenders in the country that there’d be a very real assassination threat against Hillary if it meant a Bernie presidency.

GAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE HELL DOES “ESTABLISHMENT” EVEN MEAN?!

Er, yes, that was the final count after she conceded. If we’re counting superdelegates then Bernie is really dead and buried already. The pledged delegate count at the wire in ‘08 had a gap of about 60 delegates, and Clinton never said she’d take the fight to the convention if she was behind after the last primary (as…

Thing is she was basically tied with Obama in ‘08, though the RFK reference was obviously dumb AF.

The question was:

Of which he is not a member; a not-insignificant number of states have elections in odd years.

All my sympathies to the families of these victims; while I don’t support the death penalty in principle, in this case my opposition is pretty much restricted to principle rather than particulars.

Rams over Patriots in 2001 for similar reasons (but also Tom Brady and, y’know, holy justice).

Hm, system that’s been around 50+ years and has never been hacked, thus allowing civilization to continue to exist.

Thing about video games is that they’re among the longest-form entertainment media out there, right there with hourlong TV series (one heavy-duty video game = one season of Game of Thrones in terms of plot content).