And yet nobody was ejected for any of this.

The Rams were originally from Cleveland.

Right, to Los Angeles: the place where nobody ever fucks up their children on camera.

That’s.... pretty fuckin’ absurd. Part of this is the NCAA being second only to the NFL in legislating fun out of the game, part of it is the officials lacking the guts to make a true judgment call, and part of it, having had some contact with minor-conference officiating, was likely favoritism for the…

1) Asshole

I went through Boston once as a kid. Don’t recall a fucking thing. I went through L.A. once as a kid. Don’t recall a fucking thing.

That’s why I love that San Diego told them to get lost.

I think you’re missing the point.

Pictured: Stan Kroenke.

Demonstrably false. STL supported three pro franchises when it HAD three pro franchises. Right now it supports the two pro franchises it has, and still somehow sells a nonzero number of tickets to Rams games.

More likely to be “mutt-shleck-ner” or “much-leck-ner,” by my reading, but in America, German (and Polish) names tend to be pronounced without much regard for their native phonetics.

Getting run for cussing out an official isn’t that unusual. Getting tagged for consecutive fouls and thirty yards worth of penalties is pretty impressive, though. Really hard to earn a double technical unless you up your profanity game after you’ve already been flagged.

We’re our own worst enemies on that front. The viewing public apparently insists on having 24/7 access to NFL fantasy stats, NFL draft predictions, NFL trade rumors, NFL pie recipes, NFL birth notices, NFL weather reports (still rainy!), and boner-pill advertisements in the middle of June; woe betide the cable carrier…

The Mouse made a billion dollars off of Star Wars in two weeks, but their shares are still down (like, a lot) for the month because ESPN is drowning with the rest of cable. True story.

*Ties* in cricket are extremely rare, yes, but of course in test cricket (the five-day kind), if you run out of days before somebody runs out of wickets, it’s a draw no matter what the score is. Which is really dumb.

Wait, type 2 diabetes or type 1? Type 2 is the Wilford Brimley version; type 1 is the rarer total-insulin-deficiency-usually-hits-kids version.

It was always my position that the “affluenza” defense should simply have resulted in his parents being incarcerated along with him rather than him being cut loose, and now that’s what we’ll get! Huzzah! I’m pretty sure all the assorted winter holidays cashed in their miracles to deliver us this wonderful gift.

Completely OT, but... that’s a straw, Tali.

You are dumb.

You’re a regular Jessica Fletcher, you are.