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Mike Bonds
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I avoid everything he touches like the fucking plague. Hilariously, do you know how actively bad you gotta be to run to fuckin Mark Zuckerberg?

Any app that won’t launch in the EU over ‘regulatory concerns’ is actively bad for you.

“HOOO-AAAAAAAAAH!”

This Scrubs spinoff is so weird. 

Early critics have been reduced to shadows.

“Blown away”? What an overused cliché. You should have said “Early critics have been vaporized by a nanosecond flash of light a thousand times brighter than the Sun by Oppenheimer”.

If Einstein isn’t played by Walter Matthau, I’m out (gauntlet thrown remaining AV Club movie fans).

The “Hitler-on-horse” memes miss the fact that France didn’t initiate the fighting in the majority of Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars.

His judicial and law reforms, the ‘Code Napoleon’ is the most copied in the world.

Note to self: Once I become Emperor, I will look for an Empress who grew up on a fluoride plantation.

Sidenote: up until now, the greatest performance as Napoleon was by Herbert Lom (yes, the guy from Pink Panther) in King Vidor’s epic adaptation of War and Peace. Not much screentime, but he fully embodies everything you’d imagine Napoleon would be like.

He did famously do that, though. The historical record is unclear on whether or not Admiral Akbar was heading up the Russian army at the time, however.

Ridley Scott is such a treasure - he’s getting up there in years and I’m going to miss his work when he’s gone. He’s taken some big swings and had some misses, but man. He takes his shot and he’s made some great, great films in his career. Very excited to watch this.

MadTV is deservingly low, but ahead of The Muppet Show?

“It doesn’t highlight his most infamous quality: that of being the original short king.”

That looks really good, actually. Man, intrigued by this movie a lot.

I mean, I love the love being shown to KITH, and deservedly so. But some of the rest of this list is just... bizarre. I’ve never been a huge SNL guy, but on what planet is the most influential sketch show in history (yes, in terms of influence, I’d put it ahead of Python based on the sheer number of stars it’s

Rated R for radioactivity.

Ita weird to find myself on the side of copyright but this seems to be pretty much cut and dried.

I'm a people, and we didn't want another Joker.