1. 6'4"

It’s a very useful height! Stuff is designed with you in mind! Car seats, stairwells, all kinds of shit is tailored for people like you to be at the upper end of the spectrum.

Sincerely and g(tb)²

Bob Kraft is the TrafficKing of New York!

Oh, they got this all screwed up:

Okeke, who theoretically has a finite number of playing years to earn an NBA salary,

Exactly. It would be McQueary v The World He Knows at that point.

The childhood Benjamin Mendy looks healthier and more athletic than I ever have at any point in my dang life.

Can’t livestream in panorama mode.

2. Steven Adams, Oklahoma City Thunder

Arthur B Ablabab had to approve, but he voted for... Bob.

That’s an odd way to spell “to apologize to them and offer compensation for our organization’s decision to humiliate them under a shameful pretext.”

OK, the Clark the Cub with the cock-and-balls was supposed to load. WTF, it was gonna be comment gold!

Really? Even their biggest supporters have always been noticeably hands-off.

He chose to show the world that.

If we’re just roasting the guy for giving wishy-washy answers full of empty positivity, I can’t help but ask whether the entire process is pointlessly performative. There are athletes out there with insightful things to say, why not ask them instead?? I thought Josh Gordon’s comments when the Patriots brought AB in…

I mean, that is a pretty good take-home message.

Imagine giving your kid a kiss and getting lit up on social media.

They released him, so everyone gather up the rage and direct it towards your evening commutes.

With the way Justin Trudeau’s week is going, I expect we’ll have video of him “scoring outdoors” before Friday afternoon.