“Don’t say anything, but don’t look like Mike Myers either”
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This dude’s name is really Chad
I like the used car dealer's honesty in its name. "Decent Ride". How quaint. "This G6 GXP is not great. It never was. But, it's decent. It has the power windows and locks you want. The A/C works. Our mechanic says it's ready for sale. This is a decent ride. Come in and see it."
Once saw one in white, I would make my plate “1SHMAEL” in a heartbeat.
SDRE Fan: “This is my favorite cut!”
I had a master plan for today, but it did not go quite as planned. That’s OK. That’s what blogging is about. You…
This the final Deadspin transaction before relegation. As the last editor left with access to our work systems, I’m…
Meet me in Temecula, coward!
“If it’s a kinja lie, then we fight on that kinja lie!” - Col. “Slim” Charles
Want to talk about shitty F1 trophy? You really want to go there?
Gender reveal parties annoy me and I can't be friends with people who have them. If they're tacked onto a baby shower, cool, whatever, but no need for a party or a stupid stunt to celebrate some genitals. My “official” gender reveal was when my baby was pulled out of my womb and my doctor said IT’S A BOY however I…
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Pfffft... Call me when it’s a 98-yard triple-reverse to tie the score at 63-63. Or at least multiple appearances by Morganna, or the surprise return of Jim Brown or something.
Fixed!
They should post another one that says: “I am a former social media account manager.”
That’s not true; I’ve already put in a request with our Chronographic Restitution Department, and they’ve agreed to credit your account seven extra minutes. You’re welcome.
Congrats!
At 4:53 EDT on May 17, 2018, you reached the same star count as the “argument with your wife” comment from 2013... and now you have officially surpassed it.
“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”