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NattilyPortmanteau
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Dec 19 2019
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Minor quibble, since nobody is seeing the movie to “find out what happens,” but this is how it should have been written, right? Read more

Dec 18 2019
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The best part was that the National Gallery was eligible for free shipping, and it was there, like, the next day.

Nov 8 2019
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“It is also really important that anyone who thinks they might have worms in their eye should go and see a qualified medical doctor for help,” Bradbury added. Read more

Nov 4 2019
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It is *crazy* to think that Deadspin is gone, but it’s kind of reassuring that everyone left before the oxygen got sucked out of the room the Patriots lost their first regular-season game because I like the Pats and it felt like getting out of jail free knowing that I wouldn’t have to face their glee in the AM. Read more

Nov 4 2019
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I’ve never had a problem with the pillars. Is that just a matter of blind (ha!) luck? At least to my recollection, every time there’s been a “holy shit where did that come from?!?” moment, I’d been looking somewhere else or focusing on something else.

Nov 1 2019
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“I am constantly evaluating insurance provider ad videos, because I prioritize risk management service branding that makes me chuckle. But take not my allegiance for granted! Read more

Nov 1 2019
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I wonder if WeWork’s legal team sees any wiggle room here. Maybe they hired the replacement guy as a contractor so they could get around the Equal Pay Act (gross, but maybe that’s not-illegal). Perhaps another argument is that they had to pay extra for that guy because it was a temporary assignment and it’s hard to Read more

Oct 29 2019
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So, do I get out of the grays by, like, licking corporate boots now, or what? Seeking clarity.

Oct 28 2019
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The real counterpoint was that the nifty trick play needed Bengals cornerback B.W. Webb to fall down right as he was closing on Cooper Kupp. Otherwise, it would have been an exotic incomplete or 15-yard completion.