Minor quibble, since nobody is seeing the movie to “find out what happens,” but this is how it should have been written, right? Read more

That “Zapp Brannigan reads Trump quotes” bit is needed now more than ever. Read more

The best part was that the National Gallery was eligible for free shipping, and it was there, like, the next day.

Look, no hate, but the reason is exactly what you said: Read more

(While the BBC wrote that this is apparently some sort of tiresome British slang for stolen vehicles, Wiktionary suggests it more commonly refers to condoms, penises, anuses, and buttocks.) Read more

“It is also really important that anyone who thinks they might have worms in their eye should go and see a qualified medical doctor for help,” Bradbury added. Read more

It is *crazy* to think that Deadspin is gone, but it’s kind of reassuring that everyone left before the oxygen got sucked out of the room the Patriots lost their first regular-season game because I like the Pats and it felt like getting out of jail free knowing that I wouldn’t have to face their glee in the AM. Read more

Of course, the Cleveland Browns being the Cleveland Browns, their attempt to capitalize in a similar manner went awry: https://deadspin.com/the-browns-agonizing-rebuild-included-accidentally-proj-1832014885

The last question only makes sense with that context. Read more

I’ve never had a problem with the pillars. Is that just a matter of blind (ha!) luck? At least to my recollection, every time there’s been a “holy shit where did that come from?!?” moment, I’d been looking somewhere else or focusing on something else.

“I am constantly evaluating insurance provider ad videos, because I prioritize risk management service branding that makes me chuckle. But take not my allegiance for granted!” Read more

I wonder if WeWork’s legal team sees any wiggle room here. Maybe they hired the replacement guy as a contractor so they could get around the Equal Pay Act (gross, but maybe that’s not-illegal). Perhaps another argument is that they had to pay extra for that guy because it was a temporary assignment and it’s hard to… Read more

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“Of course it touches on women’s issues, each sentence ends with a period.”

Three Good Dogs say: Urinate on Sports!

So, do I get out of the grays by, like, licking corporate boots now, or what? Seeking clarity.

There’s a drill involved, right? They aren’t just banging it into the ground, are they? Read more

By week 32, your baby is the size of a Napa cabbage with obvious balls.

The real counterpoint was that the nifty trick play needed Bengals cornerback B.W. Webb to fall down right as he was closing on Cooper Kupp. Otherwise, it would have been an exotic incomplete or 15-yard completion.