I don’t think people would have any more of a problem with Deshaun Watson saying that, since it’s a pretty “meh” take.

Imagine being so into chicks that you can put your big ol’ pickup on 36 steel cock-and-balls? That guy must be the straightest guy ever.

You did notice the “recommended stories” at the end of the blog, right?

I am a visibly washed-up wreck of a 38-year-old, just an absolute pile of nonthreatening shit wearing shapeless—but breathable!—linen shorts that would be embarrassing if I had any dignity to put at risk. My shirt does not literally have the words “Father Of Two” stamped on it, but that’s only because it would be…

Not surprised he has a gift for arch humor.

He appears to say, “Oh my God.”

Let me at the sideways-running 100m sprint. Like, let me the fuck at it. I’m ready to take my gold medal.

I don’t think it’s the end. Rehab isn’t easy, physically or psychologically, but his odometer will be relatively low since he missed all that time. If he’s motivated to get back, he’ll get back, likely in the same role he was slated for with the Lakers: primary big, but third or fourth option among the starting five.

Hmmmm...might wanna check CL there, dude:

“Awww, but it’s not Danzig!!”

Such a shame that someone hacked Lena Dunham’s phone.

He knows unions are a good thing. I’m hoping he remembers this column: https://grantland.com/features/when-its-time-to-walk-away/

Dam, man.

“Emit those statistics” is pretty perfect. I can smell the stench from here.

What’s up with Roth, though? He keeps butting in and making trivial comments, as if he’s trying to find a way to add value. That thing about “technically the first plate appearance for a DH” in the first one, the It’s definitely Stoll’s show, be quiet and let the man remember the guys you never heard of, for you and…

Gase told his wife to schedule the operation for 10 a.m. “So they pulled the baby out of me and said, ‘It’s a boy,’” Jennifer says. “They didn’t even put my organs back and sew me up before he’s like, ‘You good?’ I said, ‘Yeah, I’m good.’” He said, ‘All right then, I’m out.’ They said, ‘You want to cut the umbilical…

Fuckin’ money.

Their second in the last twelve months!

He’s got a pretty good shot at a lawsuit here, right? Missed guaranteed payout and everything.

How all of this adds up to make each subscription worth $64 is a bit of a mystery.