Peeing is the best.

Damn, I haven’t been Knee-Deep in the Hopla since 1985.

a general manager dealing with, uhh, family fertility issues.

The world needs Ron Baker mousepads!

But, when I put on a jock strap, I get higher than train smoke.

movies in which aging white baby-boomer dudes narrate bittersweet and needle-drop-festooned memories of their childhood adventures in retro-America.

This isn’t Beacon Hill, kid.

“It’s a suppository.”

Came here to say this. $65,750,412 according to Spotrac, I think he’s doing just fine. I get that he’s been all over the place on a series of one-year deals and the like, but man I’m not sure I get why “the NBA is more fun with Jeremy Lin in it.”

Only a nut would do that.

Because being in power is much more enjoyable than being an irrelevant retiree, no matter how much money you have. As soon as nobody is trying to get a 15-minute sitdown with you, and nobody is waiting for you to arrive before starting the meeting, you might as well die.

...helped in part by “a major pro-Brexit donor being investigated over ties to Russia” who has “poured tens of thousands of pounds into a campaign...”

There’s really only 20 or so schools that mean a lot no matter where you are in the States, but there’s maybe ten times that number that can matter quite a bit for geographic or industry sector bragging/employment purposes. As a dickweed New Englander, I was unaware until this scandal broke that people would do a lot…

[Checks Court Clerk]

...twelve... month.. marriage?”

Keep it unwritten, Baseball man.

Some Chiefs have all the luck
Some sons have all the pain
Some dads get *all* the breaks
Bitches do nothing but complain

Some Chiefs have all the luck
Some sons have all the pain
Some dads get *all* the breaks
Bitches do nothing but complain

I’ll not Fein shock.

8. Mascots racing