Little old Maine hating “Asian Fusion” made me laugh my ass off.

What is with all the puns for salons? It’s one of the most recognizable traits of the industry. American Hairlines, Shear Jazz, Scissorgy (truly outstanding except if you’re familiar with the word “syzygy,” off-putting and weird if you aren’t and just see the term “orgy” sitting there), and who knows how many else…

Agreed, it was an actual apology. And it did what it was supposed to do! (This why we should all get better at offering apologies.)

Nike just wanted to brag about how deeply it has it’s proboscis-cock implanted in our brains.

I mean, if it only snowed four times in two or three years, why would they be any good at packing snowballs or running on icy pavement?

It was (is?) widely believed that Jerry Remy used his money and influence in the area to repeatedly get his son out of trouble

Pop OFF, my guy!

Kristaps Porzingis must be staring daggers at his agent.

Comments from White Sox Senior Vice President of Communications: “The other point I made [to the employee who selected the images] was, next to Pat Sajak, kind of minimalizes (this) is a young man that lost his life and certainly has become an icon of the civil rights movement, but for not good reasons. He got it.” 

How about instead you let go of the past, and let him develop?

Yeah, it’s not to be discouraged because it’s “bad for the game” or whatever, it’s to be discouraged because a four year-old can fling a bat at your knees plenty hard, thank you very much, and no one needs to worry about that shit!

You may also enjoy looking at the title card on the YouTube video. We all have that one extremely unflattering angle that we hope to never be photographed from, and there’s Iggy’s. Full derp. Loser!

don’t look away, cuck.

Well, that’s a cash transaction, though, isn’t it? Seems like all the guy could ask for is what he had on hand.

This seems like a story. I hope someone from Deadspin reaches out, or that you’ll drop them a line.

At this time, women’s soccer is such an example of white privilege in highly developed nations that the performance of the USWNT is kind of hard to enjoy.

Caserio’s contract prevented him from interviewing at all.

A country with a population a bit larger that Vermont’s, and we’re all holding our breath. It’s pretty strange being a USMNT fan.

Sparkling content. +2

He’s bullshitting. How else to explain this metaphor that makes sense at first but then falls apart the second you give it any thought?