my wife is a resident so I have a lot of free time.

Bad choice... he only had a 69 percent chance of putting Papi down.

But it did have the salubrious side-effect of bringing the term huevoncito into my sphere of knowledge.

Greatest skill: the Halicopter.

Bold counterpoint: I suspect that the notion either a.) struck him in a moment of inspiration between the crack of the bat and it’s arrival in the stands; or b.) was something he ALWAYS WANTED TO TRY because it seemed like it would totally work and how come no one ever thought of this before and if I ever get the…

Well, you pretty much need a dick move to get a ball to the face.

occasionally sending buyers packets of salt instead of watches

I think it’ll change once the candidates start talking to each other and about each other, and people can compare the candidates more easily.

“It’s not something we wanted to have happen. It didn’t have to go this route,” says spokesperson for sheriff’s office that has chosen to make this happen by going this route.

General manager Rick Lipps

This comment just drives home for me how nice it would have been if the article about vintage Kool-Aid packets included some images of vintage Kool-Aid packets.

It’s a little bit of both.

I just this morning realized he bears an uncanny resemblance to Nikola Tesla, and that has brought my pained soul some comfort. Behold:

Don’t forget his shorthanded goal in the final minute of play that clinched the 2016 World Cup of Hockey for Team Canada. Between his performance in that tournament and the World Championships that year, I think he picked up a lot of credit with Canadians.

Is there a Kinja term for when the reply outshines the comment? I’m talking about situations like this one, in which there’s clear support for both; clapbacks to bad takes are pretty self-explanatory and needn’t be considered here.

Maybe, but it’s really hard to imagine anyone openly carrying on an affair with a drug lord’s wife on his home turf.

by Leonardo DeVicey

Now we’re talking.

A ONE-SCENE PLAY, KNOWN TO ALL AS
“At The Casino”

My dude, please take a giant step back and rethink.