“Scene in Hurd.”

Doesn’t take an expert to see what’s going on here.

Lasry is privy to all the new shit

God, don’t you just hate when you have to buy some Magnums but the store won’t accept a bill larger than a fifty?

Holy shit, it was you who put the Womp in DeWomp DeWomp DeWomp??!?

DeLete your account.

Yeah, they really seem to turn a corner vocally once they hit 28.

They are younger, larger, and wealthier than me. Plus they might have more going on downstairs.

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But is the campus sprawling? Please confirm.

I thought he looked a little riff around the edges.

Get up-ish, young fella.

Yeah, this feels kind of unfair. The teleprompter probably had that erroneous phonetic spelling, and she had no idea where to go with it.

The only explanation I have for this batshit commentary is booze or whatever high-octane concoction it was that made Anthony Scaramucci talk to Ryan Lizza about Bannon’s autofellatio. It’s so extremely unprofessional there has to be more to it.

The western Philly burbs now have a good (D) showing in Congress.

More rampant speculation here, but maybe they were referring to Dwight, and not the accuser.

The Chargers are his football Kryptonite. Remember this gem from way back in the day?

They should just piss in everyone’s cornflakes and be the “Seattle Washingtons.” The sweaters could be just the state flag, with the state seal as the logo. It would be so perfect.

Absolutely. I had to read that final sentence more than once to make sure it was making such a ridiculous statement.