BINDERS FULL OF PLAYERS.

Oh God, what if it’s a Memento-style reminder, and he can’t even remember what it’s supposed to help him remember?

Ow, my nards!

That was the 1990s, and like Q-Tip told us, “VH-1 has a show that you can waste your time with.”

It’s weird that the headline isn’t “Max Fucking Muncy,” right? Both to avoid the tittylating reading you’ve provided, and because that’s how we’re more likely to phrase it.

“Can you give me ‘Maggie Gyllenhaal trying to infiltrate MS-13 in about ten years’?”

It’s fair game to ask an NBA team owner to comment on the subpoena people are attempting to serve him with.

Adam Morrison’s not doing too well, guys.

And that’s from the original Horse, Face

Nope! It seems like they are until you do the mirror-thing with one half. Most of the time, it’s noticeably off. Behold:

What the fuck got into that guy? Jesus. Vermont filed suit against Purdue Pharma recently, and I think the number of states/territories taking legal action is approaching 30.

Perfect.

Well, it’s not like “the plan” was to go 75 yards on the first play from scrimmage. But more to the point, the Chiefs weren’t really in a position, down seven points and with just one timeout remaining, to leverage the clock: the pressure was squarely on them, and the Patriots don’t make decisions that let their…

Don’t let it flip your Wigge.
(RIP, Larry)

Hmmm, maybe this explains why the AAFL was so keen on locating a team in Sandusky, OH.

In his defense (and I mean that literally because this defense will be suspect and half-assed), gripping the handle of a ping pong paddle when your hands as large as his are is even more awkward and uncomfortable than the way he’s doing it.

Did anybody watch that dance? That woman looks like she’s levitating.

Oh no baby what is you doin

For example:

“Shillily?”