I don’t think you understand how filming works.

lol look who doesn’t know anything about filming

But it makes it obvious where we are looking at. The ocean’s on the right, so it must be the east coast.

God, Pilot Wings was great.

“We are trying to make them drive more humanistically.”

NYPD Internal Review

Media and coaches use the word ‘chemistry,’ not players.

Well you see, some people like the taste and experience of something while others do not. It’s a common variance among humans.

Buffalo Wild Wings’ hot sauce can’t melt steel beams

He then popped up and said “Must be something...i8!” as a large curtain dropped behind him, unveiling the latest concept of BMW’s groundbreaking hybrid-composite sports car of the future.

I give 35 percent of my yearly salary to the Church of Scientology. I’m not a member. I just want to show my support.

How interesting that the team who tried to unionize beats the team from a school named after a racist robber baron on Labor Day weekend.

I hope that wall had insurance!

Hey, my committing a crime (extortion) is OK because you’re committing a morally offensive act. It could be as low-level as harassing women leaving an abortion clinic or as high-level as genocide. Doesn’t matter.

Hacker logic: “I don’t care if you engage in a perfectly legal business enterprise! I am the ultimate digital moral authority and I decide what does and does not qualify as socially acceptable!”

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

I know that feel bro.

“What are thoooooose?”

Future Deadspin writer

That’s a married bear that tried to hire a gay prostitute! He’s not a good bear!