NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT WILL HE REMORSE.

I love Sage Steele. She's black and cool and smart and elegant. These are all good things, things everyone should strive to be.

My son was born on April 1st and that little disappointment continues to be the cruelest prank the universe has ever played on me.

I just saw the last episode last night. :'(

Idiots! That's California!

At least you were locked up when AJ ruined Deadspin.

It wasn't uncommon for scientists at Los Alamos, when working with reactions that produced tritium, to head down to a bar and have a drink. The intake of beer would flush the tritium out of their system.

sneak a compromised cable into your power hole

Robert Pershing Wadlow (February 22, 1918 – July 15, 1940) also known as the Alton Giant and the Giant of Illinois, is the tallest person in recorded history for whom there is irrefutable evidence. The Alton and Illinois monikers reflect the fact that he was born and grew up in Alton, Illinois.^[1]

You're telling me someone cast Die Antwoord in a bad movie?

Drew Magary: [walks the fuck right into the side of that car because some asshole won't get out of his way]

It must be a special night in Pittsburgh. I've never seen them wearing blue and black jerseys before.

I believe the NCAA plays an important role in maintaining true collegiate athletics and I thank them for it.

That escalated quickly

Treadmill: COME ON DOWN!!

I talked to some Broncos players who said Manning was throwing more picks in practice in the past six weeks than at any other time.

I wonder how far I could punt Samantha J. Kitty.