At Nick Denton's wedding, one of the few images I remember vividly is Craggs grinding with his girlfriend up against a mirrored wall, completely shithoused, looking at himself in the mirror (tuxedo-clad, flawless, primal, sweaty) before looking down at her. Up and down, up and down, gyrating, shallow thrusts.

"A slow, shitty hack? You should get that looked at."

Listen, I promise I'm not trying to be an asshole, here, but you cannot possibly think "Charlie Hebdo published a story about halal food over four years ago" is an actual, legitimate food angle on the massacre.

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"That's him! That's the real killer!"

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Christ, just because they traded for two black players does not mean they're now dangerous.

"But it went way too far, and it wasn't very clear that it was a joke, that it was fabricated. If you read it, you might think that it was actually Tiger talking. The whole thing is completely ridiculous."

These new spam bots are fucking amazing!

Pete Carroll (walking over to Lynch and Hauschka): You know who else was ready to ride? The 9/11 hijackers, if they actually existed.

All I'm saying is there's no way jet fuel could have possibly gotten hot enough to melt all those Bitcoins.

Looks like someone kilt him.

Carroll then pointed out the Rams' long-standing relationship with the military-industrial complex.

Nah Apple makes great stuff and for the most part its prices are totally justified. They just would have been better off killing the iPad mini altogether if they wanted to push people to the iPhone 6 Plus instead of halfheartedly charging more for the (mostly) same thing as last year.