What if we arm the birds?

Sick! Though I think you'll be okay according to XKCD

It's not surprising that Rosenthal prefers a small market. That way he doesn't have to stand on his tippy-toes to reach items on the top shelf.

This is outrageous. First, we had the whole bailing out the banks and auto industry and whatever, and now the American people are expected to bail out A T&T!

Of course they showed up with no balls.

Heyman actually seemed pretty impressed with Molina's shove, saying "nice shot."

He's just building his Brandt.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

Oh man, I love runnin drunk. This one time me and buddy Bill were 3 sheets to the wind and he says to me, "Scottie, ya fucking shot me." I looked down in my hand and, sure enough, I'd drawn the .38 I sometimes keep in my waistband and looks to have fired. "Aww shucks, Bill, I didn't even know it was loaded. Haha,…

It seeks unspecified money damages.

Hey Mike Vick might have slaughtered innocent puppies with his bare hands but at least he didn't love another human being.

more like Astro-not, amirite

It's great to see the Cubs actually manufacturing some runs for a change.

Bath police is what my uncle used to call it :(

Whoa whoa whoa, can we get a NSFW on this???

Poor kid is so terrified he's been reduced to sitting on his own stool.

The vibrational energy of tachyons gives us a squared mass that is negative. Math students know this is impossible.

"Here's your problem. See this support column? Looks like it was designed by a guy who learned calculus at a school which spent its money on a football stadium instead of a decent teacher."

I DON'T NEED A FANCY SCIENCE CHART TO KNOW WHEN I CATCH A HEATER

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.